Wednesday, December 08, 2004

RFS

It's been a while. I've been under the weather. But at least I've figured out what's wrong with me:
Real Fucking Sick (RFS) is a psychological disease that is reaching epidemic proportions among Reform Democrats. Brought on by severe mental stress caused by the rapid awareness that their party leadership isn't worth a shit, cases of RFS skyrocketing.

A feeling of abandonment, isolation, and feelings of donor abuse, referred to by Shiteater and Cann as "donorism," are typical symptoms of RFS. Severe cases of RFS are often accompanied by fits of screaming at Democratic leaders appearing on Meet the Press, and Turret's like cursing of Joe Lieberman in public for no seemingly logical reason to bystanders.

Often publicly stigmatized, RFS sufferers are urged to contact their nearest Reform Democratic organization or meet up host immediately. The only known cure for RFS is experimental, and involves group work with other Reform Democrats endeavoring to overthrow the status quo in the Democratic Party leadership. Such activity is best done in a group setting with professionals trained in grassroots organization, and should never be undertaken alone.

Liberal amounts of Illegitimis non carborundum should be prescribed in the interim period to help the patient achieve "normal" social interactions with non-RFS sufferers.
Where can I get that perscription filled?